Friend: I wish that song was real, raining men, imagine that.
Me: I would run, a guy falling in me would be painful.
Friend: No, really. What would you do? I would catch them and drop them if they were ugly.
Me: Meh, I would catch them and keep them as sexual slaves, probably sell the ones that I don't like.
Thus. If the song "It's raining man" happened to be real, these are the guys I'll keep just for me:
( Beefcake under the cut )