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Friend: I wish that song was real, raining men, imagine that.
Me: I would run, a guy falling in me would be painful.
Friend: No, really. What would you do? I would catch them and drop them if they were ugly.
Me: Meh, I would catch them and keep them as sexual slaves, probably sell the ones that I don't like.
Thus. If the song "It's raining man" happened to be real, these are the guys I'll keep just for me:
Liev Schreiber: Okay, what can I say about this man? He is hot, just look at him, The eyes, the whole damn facial structure. Besides he is big, that's good.
Ryan Reynolds Ryan has this boyish charm I can't ignore. Also he happens to have an amazing body. And he seems like a nice guy. I want him.
Hugh Jackman Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman. I still have burned in my mind that scene from Australia (Yes, that scene) I sighed when that scene happened...actually, the whole theater did it. Just look at that man. And really, it doesn't matter if he is dirty or clean, he just looks damn good (Yes, you can imagine I was almost having a stroke in Wolverine Origins.)
Gerard Butler Grrr...I really really want to kiss those lips. Also, have you seen Gamers? The arms! Poems should be written about those damned arms.
Robert Downey Jr Okay, Robert here is special. He is not the beefcake half the guys in here are, but you know something? I don't care. He is just the sweetest guy ever. Also he is gorgeous...and I want to cuddle him all day long. True, most of the time I can't think dirty thoughts about this guy, but it doesn't matter because I adore him. Geez, I want him as well.
Viggo Mortensen Yes, the guy looks better dirty, there's no way one can deny it. Still he is sexy, really, he is. Just look at those eyes, and the nose, and...well, everything. Besides he seems open to kiss guys (you do know that behind scenes from TLOTR, right?)
Thomas Jane Just look at that jaw. Look at it, keep looking. Yes, yes, is amazing I know. This guy also looks better dirty, or at least with dark hair...but that's just me, seriously? Blond guys aren't my thing.
Jhonny Deep Another not beefcake in the list. Who cares? This guy is sexy in a very...rockstar kind of way. Also, he can play a wide variety of characters. And, I think I fell in love with him in "The Secret Window"
Sam Worthington Okay, I can't quite point out what I like about this man, but it's not necesary. I like it all.
Michael C Hall. First of all his voice is something I wish I could eat. I bet it would be delicious, because it sounds just like that. Also there is something really special about him, he is different, a fresh kind of guy.
Hugh Laurie Yes, his eyes are amazing. And yes, he looks great as Dr. House, the clean cut look doesn't suits him. Also, he is older than my dad and I would tap him without problems.
Me: I would run, a guy falling in me would be painful.
Friend: No, really. What would you do? I would catch them and drop them if they were ugly.
Me: Meh, I would catch them and keep them as sexual slaves, probably sell the ones that I don't like.
Thus. If the song "It's raining man" happened to be real, these are the guys I'll keep just for me:
Liev Schreiber: Okay, what can I say about this man? He is hot, just look at him, The eyes, the whole damn facial structure. Besides he is big, that's good.
Ryan Reynolds Ryan has this boyish charm I can't ignore. Also he happens to have an amazing body. And he seems like a nice guy. I want him.
Hugh Jackman Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman. I still have burned in my mind that scene from Australia (Yes, that scene) I sighed when that scene happened...actually, the whole theater did it. Just look at that man. And really, it doesn't matter if he is dirty or clean, he just looks damn good (Yes, you can imagine I was almost having a stroke in Wolverine Origins.)
Gerard Butler Grrr...I really really want to kiss those lips. Also, have you seen Gamers? The arms! Poems should be written about those damned arms.
Robert Downey Jr Okay, Robert here is special. He is not the beefcake half the guys in here are, but you know something? I don't care. He is just the sweetest guy ever. Also he is gorgeous...and I want to cuddle him all day long. True, most of the time I can't think dirty thoughts about this guy, but it doesn't matter because I adore him. Geez, I want him as well.
Viggo Mortensen Yes, the guy looks better dirty, there's no way one can deny it. Still he is sexy, really, he is. Just look at those eyes, and the nose, and...well, everything. Besides he seems open to kiss guys (you do know that behind scenes from TLOTR, right?)
Thomas Jane Just look at that jaw. Look at it, keep looking. Yes, yes, is amazing I know. This guy also looks better dirty, or at least with dark hair...but that's just me, seriously? Blond guys aren't my thing.
Jhonny Deep Another not beefcake in the list. Who cares? This guy is sexy in a very...rockstar kind of way. Also, he can play a wide variety of characters. And, I think I fell in love with him in "The Secret Window"
Sam Worthington Okay, I can't quite point out what I like about this man, but it's not necesary. I like it all.
Michael C Hall. First of all his voice is something I wish I could eat. I bet it would be delicious, because it sounds just like that. Also there is something really special about him, he is different, a fresh kind of guy.
Hugh Laurie Yes, his eyes are amazing. And yes, he looks great as Dr. House, the clean cut look doesn't suits him. Also, he is older than my dad and I would tap him without problems.
