The Cussing Experience

[dieewigenacht]

This is a little experiment I want to do. It will be in spanish, but for those who want to try it out, please feel free to participate.


Write a sentence you wish to see decorated with Mexican (and a couple of Spanish) swear words. Any sentence.
I will translate it and I will try to add all the cuss words I can think of, without taking coherence out of the word.

Example:

Sentence "I don't know a thing"

Translation "Yo no se nada"

Cuss Sentence  "Yo no se ni un puto carajo, chinga"

Translated Cuss Sentence "I don't know a fucking shit, damn"


For those who know spanish, notice how the phrase keeps the original intent. I didn't add anything that sounds out of place, and the sentence flows easily, almost like a song.

Now, for those who speak english. The sentence may have changed a little, but I'm not as familiar with swearing in English as I am in Spanish, so if you want to add a cuss word or correct something, just do it.


Let's go, give me sentences.

Comments

[hawkwitch.livejournal.com]

Oh please do give us a lesson in Spanish! :P

[roonilwazlib6.livejournal.com]

Fun! Hmm, how about:

Your mother is a lovely woman.

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

This is a good one, but for different reasons than the ones you may believe. I'll explain those after I translate.

Your mother is a lovely woman.

Tu madre es una mujer muy linda

No mames güey, tu mamá es bien pinche fregona

Shit Dude, your mom is fucking cool

As I said, the translation back to english isn't that good.

Now, for the funny part. This may sound offensive, but tyou can say something that pretty much means the same, but will be particularly offensive to any Mexican, specially guys.

Tu mamacita está bien buena That single comment ends up being sexual, offensive and just plain vile.