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A fucking long meme btw.
I love memes though, so that's okay.
1. What curse word do you use the most?
This is a tricky question.
I love curse words, I really do, so I tend to use as much variations of curse words as possible (It is an art after all).
However there’s this one word I keep repeating, a word that forms part of any mexican vocabulary: “Chingar”
This is the mexican equivalent to “fuck”, and just as fuck this is one versatile word. It can be used to pretty much anything.
In fact, hundreds of lists have been made just to illustrate this fact, I’ll share one for spanish speakers.
http://hazmeelchingadofavor.com/index.php/2007/10/14/a-chinga-chinga-chinga/
Right now I can think of probably...a hundred different uses of the damned word, and god! I love them all.
I try to change the curse words though, there are a lot of words out there that can be used instead of “chingar” and although not as mexican, they are still quite useful.
And, in english you may have already guessed that my favorite curse word is “fuck”
Do you own an iPod?
Yes, and I’m starting to like it.
I used to despise everything related to the iPod, and Mac for that matter. But two years ago I got an iPod as a present and HELL! You just can’t say no to that, so I’m using it.
And now I have a Mac.
I swear to god that Steve Jobs puts some sort of addictive substance in his fucking products!
What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
Shit, that’s a good question.
I have no idea, I have little chats with a lot of people, so I’ll just mention three of them.
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4.- What time is your alarm clock set to?
Depends on the day, really.
Monday - 6:45
Tuesday, Thursday - 7:30
Wednesday, Friday - 8:30
Saturday - 7:45
Sunday - 7:45
It may look as I set up the alarm unnecessarily early and it’s true, but most of the time I can’t sleep past seven, so there’s that.
Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Uh, no.
I don’t even know when my first kiss was, and I don’t really care about that.
Do you remember where you were on 9/11/01?
At school, I was little and we where all scared...Surprising considering that I live in Mexico, but whatever.
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take the picture. I’m a photographer baby!
8. What was the last movie you watched?
Wonderboy for the second time.
At the cinema? Ninja Assassin.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
I don’t think so...
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Pretty much everyone I know, but it’s true.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No, I find it really easy to fall sleep, so I just do it. Also, I’m a fucking corpse when sleeping.
(I do create little stories to help me sleep)
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
CD player?
...I guess something related to the latest CD I bought, Jazz Collection this time.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Regular, chocolate milk is too sweet sometimes.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I think it was a secret...
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Yesterday night.
16. Can you whistle?
Yes, and I love to do it.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Uh, shape in general.
He needs to be tall and wide. (Not fat, just wide)
18. What are you looking forward to?
Finishing college I guess.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
As a child? I still watch those...
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Nope, never liked the idea.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
A test...I think.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
Hopefully no.
What was the last song you heard?
The Cyborg Slayers - Dethklok
When was the last time you cried?
Watching “Lovely Bones” a week ago.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop!
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Piercings in the hard part of my ear, that’s all.
What’s the weather like?
Sunny, but really really windy.
Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
As long as those aren’t some gang tattoos I’m okay with it.
Actually it turns me on a little.
29. What did you do before this?
Write an essay.
When is the last time you slept on the floor?
My last yoga class.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I sleep around six hours or less, but I think I can function with less.
Do you eat breakfast daily?
99.90% of the time.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Not at all.
34. What did you do last night?
Went to Starbucks with a couple of friends, then went to Blockbuster to buy used movies (Hulk, Wolverine Origins and Cloudly with a Chance of Meatballs)
35. Do you use sarcasm?
I think I don’t know how not to use it.
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
19 I’m a friggin baby!
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
I’m slightly picky with typos in english, just slightly because I’m still learning and I’m not the one to complain...In spanish I’m a monster, so watch out, grammar nazis have nothing on me.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
I hate those places, but yes.
Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
I love hanging out with guys, but I’ve been with a lot of girls lately, so let’s declare it a tie.
40. Do you like mustard?
Sometimes
Do you sleep on your side?
Only while getting to sleep, then I just turn and face upwards.
42. Do you watch the news?
Not by choice, but my roomate has the news on almost daily.
How did you get one of your scars?
A guy ran me over while running in a mall, I was a little girl back then and he just let me there bleeding from my head.
At least that’s what my family tells me, I have no memory of that incident.
I have this little scar in my arm that used to be a pimple, it grew infected and I made a hole in my arm “just for fun”.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
My sister is the only person that manages to make me mad.
45. Do you like anybody?
I have this massive crush on a guy from my self defense lessons...It’s humiliating.
What is the last thing you purchased?
Three movies, already named in a previous answer.
What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left
Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Yes but I thought it was pretty usual.
49. What colour is your razor?
PIIIIINKK
What is your blood-type?
I believe it’s AB, but my family believes it’s O.
My doctor says it has something to do with the letter A, so I’ll listen to him.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
...My crush I guess.
52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
She’s a slut! (Not entirely false though, but you just can’t go around highschool talking about masturbation without looking like a slut)
53. How do you feel about carrots?
ORANGE!
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
Four
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
...Yeah right.
56. Do you know what time it is?
Sometime before 5.
4:28.
Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
In spanish, and only a couple.
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Sleep
What’s your favourite kind of gum?
It needs to make bombs, that’s all.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
T (I think of war as some sort of hard love anyway)
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
...YES! Why are you making me answer this again?
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yes, but that’s normal.
63. Do you like to sleep?
Fuck yeah I love it.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
No, I live in Mexico, I don’t care.
Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Yes, I love that song.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Cars aren’t my thing.
I mean, cars are sexy, but I don’t see myself using one.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
A dick.
No, really.
...
Okay no, I wanted a magical ring that would grant my every wish, but a dick sounds a bit more plausible.
Right now I just want a man larger than life, that’s all.
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Right now? Yes
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Swimming on oceans or lakes freaks me out, but I think I’ll pick the ocean.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes, I used to wear only black but then it got too hot for me.
Now I use a lot of black, but I use other colors as well.
71. Describe your hair:
Dark brown, somehow curly (in an ugly way), it’s a mess most of the time.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
I don’t like spiders or scorpions, but I can push them around if I need to.
That’s not the question though...
73. Are you an adult?
IN MEXICO I’m already legal for pretty much everything, so yes, I’ll say I am.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
I have no idea.
75. Do you have a tan?
I have one, I don’t want to, but I do.
Are you a television addict?
Nope, my internet addiction leaves me little room for anything else.
Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yeah! I love being with her, and with my father too!
78. Are you a sugar freak?
I am a chocolate freak, but that’s not the same.
79. Do you like orange juice?
Fresh orange juice? Give it to me!
The other kind of juice? It’s okay I guess.
80. What sign are you?
Aries, I believe Taurus raising. Born in the year of the Goat (Notice a pattern there?)
Also, I answered a quiz, and it told me this:
(67% dark, 35% spontaneous, 42% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
I think it's right
I love memes though, so that's okay.
1. What curse word do you use the most?
This is a tricky question.
I love curse words, I really do, so I tend to use as much variations of curse words as possible (It is an art after all).
However there’s this one word I keep repeating, a word that forms part of any mexican vocabulary: “Chingar”
This is the mexican equivalent to “fuck”, and just as fuck this is one versatile word. It can be used to pretty much anything.
In fact, hundreds of lists have been made just to illustrate this fact, I’ll share one for spanish speakers.
http://hazmeelchingadofavor.com/index.php/2007/10/14/a-chinga-chinga-chinga/
Right now I can think of probably...a hundred different uses of the damned word, and god! I love them all.
I try to change the curse words though, there are a lot of words out there that can be used instead of “chingar” and although not as mexican, they are still quite useful.
And, in english you may have already guessed that my favorite curse word is “fuck”
Do you own an iPod?
Yes, and I’m starting to like it.
I used to despise everything related to the iPod, and Mac for that matter. But two years ago I got an iPod as a present and HELL! You just can’t say no to that, so I’m using it.
And now I have a Mac.
I swear to god that Steve Jobs puts some sort of addictive substance in his fucking products!
What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
Shit, that’s a good question.
I have no idea, I have little chats with a lot of people, so I’ll just mention three of them.
-
-
-
4.- What time is your alarm clock set to?
Depends on the day, really.
Monday - 6:45
Tuesday, Thursday - 7:30
Wednesday, Friday - 8:30
Saturday - 7:45
Sunday - 7:45
It may look as I set up the alarm unnecessarily early and it’s true, but most of the time I can’t sleep past seven, so there’s that.
Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Uh, no.
I don’t even know when my first kiss was, and I don’t really care about that.
Do you remember where you were on 9/11/01?
At school, I was little and we where all scared...Surprising considering that I live in Mexico, but whatever.
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take the picture. I’m a photographer baby!
8. What was the last movie you watched?
Wonderboy for the second time.
At the cinema? Ninja Assassin.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
I don’t think so...
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Pretty much everyone I know, but it’s true.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
No, I find it really easy to fall sleep, so I just do it. Also, I’m a fucking corpse when sleeping.
(I do create little stories to help me sleep)
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
CD player?
...I guess something related to the latest CD I bought, Jazz Collection this time.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Regular, chocolate milk is too sweet sometimes.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I think it was a secret...
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Yesterday night.
16. Can you whistle?
Yes, and I love to do it.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Uh, shape in general.
He needs to be tall and wide. (Not fat, just wide)
18. What are you looking forward to?
Finishing college I guess.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
As a child? I still watch those...
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Nope, never liked the idea.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
A test...I think.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
Hopefully no.
What was the last song you heard?
The Cyborg Slayers - Dethklok
When was the last time you cried?
Watching “Lovely Bones” a week ago.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop!
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Piercings in the hard part of my ear, that’s all.
What’s the weather like?
Sunny, but really really windy.
Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
As long as those aren’t some gang tattoos I’m okay with it.
Actually it turns me on a little.
29. What did you do before this?
Write an essay.
When is the last time you slept on the floor?
My last yoga class.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I sleep around six hours or less, but I think I can function with less.
Do you eat breakfast daily?
99.90% of the time.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Not at all.
34. What did you do last night?
Went to Starbucks with a couple of friends, then went to Blockbuster to buy used movies (Hulk, Wolverine Origins and Cloudly with a Chance of Meatballs)
35. Do you use sarcasm?
I think I don’t know how not to use it.
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
19 I’m a friggin baby!
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
I’m slightly picky with typos in english, just slightly because I’m still learning and I’m not the one to complain...In spanish I’m a monster, so watch out, grammar nazis have nothing on me.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
I hate those places, but yes.
Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
I love hanging out with guys, but I’ve been with a lot of girls lately, so let’s declare it a tie.
40. Do you like mustard?
Sometimes
Do you sleep on your side?
Only while getting to sleep, then I just turn and face upwards.
42. Do you watch the news?
Not by choice, but my roomate has the news on almost daily.
How did you get one of your scars?
A guy ran me over while running in a mall, I was a little girl back then and he just let me there bleeding from my head.
At least that’s what my family tells me, I have no memory of that incident.
I have this little scar in my arm that used to be a pimple, it grew infected and I made a hole in my arm “just for fun”.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
My sister is the only person that manages to make me mad.
45. Do you like anybody?
I have this massive crush on a guy from my self defense lessons...It’s humiliating.
What is the last thing you purchased?
Three movies, already named in a previous answer.
What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left
Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Yes but I thought it was pretty usual.
49. What colour is your razor?
PIIIIINKK
What is your blood-type?
I believe it’s AB, but my family believes it’s O.
My doctor says it has something to do with the letter A, so I’ll listen to him.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
...My crush I guess.
52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
She’s a slut! (Not entirely false though, but you just can’t go around highschool talking about masturbation without looking like a slut)
53. How do you feel about carrots?
ORANGE!
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
Four
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
...Yeah right.
56. Do you know what time it is?
Sometime before 5.
4:28.
Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
In spanish, and only a couple.
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Sleep
What’s your favourite kind of gum?
It needs to make bombs, that’s all.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
T (I think of war as some sort of hard love anyway)
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
...YES! Why are you making me answer this again?
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yes, but that’s normal.
63. Do you like to sleep?
Fuck yeah I love it.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
No, I live in Mexico, I don’t care.
Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Yes, I love that song.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Cars aren’t my thing.
I mean, cars are sexy, but I don’t see myself using one.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
A dick.
No, really.
...
Okay no, I wanted a magical ring that would grant my every wish, but a dick sounds a bit more plausible.
Right now I just want a man larger than life, that’s all.
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Right now? Yes
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Swimming on oceans or lakes freaks me out, but I think I’ll pick the ocean.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes, I used to wear only black but then it got too hot for me.
Now I use a lot of black, but I use other colors as well.
71. Describe your hair:
Dark brown, somehow curly (in an ugly way), it’s a mess most of the time.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
I don’t like spiders or scorpions, but I can push them around if I need to.
That’s not the question though...
73. Are you an adult?
IN MEXICO I’m already legal for pretty much everything, so yes, I’ll say I am.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
I have no idea.
75. Do you have a tan?
I have one, I don’t want to, but I do.
Are you a television addict?
Nope, my internet addiction leaves me little room for anything else.
Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yeah! I love being with her, and with my father too!
78. Are you a sugar freak?
I am a chocolate freak, but that’s not the same.
79. Do you like orange juice?
Fresh orange juice? Give it to me!
The other kind of juice? It’s okay I guess.
80. What sign are you?
Aries, I believe Taurus raising. Born in the year of the Goat (Notice a pattern there?)
Also, I answered a quiz, and it told me this:
the Provacateur
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
I think it's right