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I want to have sex with this bike, RIGHT NOW
Oh boy, I feel so dirty.
Come on, take a look, don't you want to touch that baby?
Look at the curves, look at the strenght, the power.
Ngghhh.
Come On! Just Look at it, don't you wanna lick it? (Okay, probably not)
Don't you wana rub it?
Grrr
Okay, I dare you to say you don't want to put your ass on that seat. I dare you.
I regret nothing though, just look at it!
It's sex on wheels
Oh boy, I feel so dirty.
Come on, take a look, don't you want to touch that baby?
Look at the curves, look at the strenght, the power.
Ngghhh.
Come On! Just Look at it, don't you wanna lick it? (Okay, probably not)
Don't you wana rub it?
Grrr
Okay, I dare you to say you don't want to put your ass on that seat. I dare you.
I regret nothing though, just look at it!
It's sex on wheels
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HOLY CRAP!
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It was kinda embarassing really, because we were in a middle of a presentation and one of the guys start speaking about speed, then this thing appeared, and the only sound was my little
...oh god... At the back of the room.
Needless to say. I was salivating over this.
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That's a sweet bike...
yes, obviously you would not regret your words!
As I can totally understand why you would feel that way, lol.
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Grrr
I really want to see that thing in real life, really.
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Well that's new.
XD
But yes, I do believe this is the most expensive vibrator ever. (And also, the sexiest)
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AKA, exceptionally sexy bikes that go really, really fast. :D Or, you know, rocket engines that you sit on. (Trust me, Tony Stark knows aaaaaalll about this concept...)
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I know it, you know it.
Also "rocket engines that you sit on" was something I never expected to hear, but I like it.