Bruce the Bruise

[dieewigenacht]

He is my new friend :P

It all happened while I was wrestling my car...(Okay, I just jumped and failed landing correctly in the seat)

This gigantic bruise appeared twenty mintues later.

And it's growing.

As it happened barely two days ago (Just look at that mounstrosity!) I figured out I'll live with it for a while, so...I named it.

His name is Bruce, yeah I know, totally lame: Bruise the Bruce.

But he is my friend, so let's say Hi to Bruce!!!


HI BRUCE!!





God! Everytime I look at him he looks even worse!!

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You can't just leave it there!

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

Or it'll get hard, and possibly cancerous.

You can rub at it or put something warm on it. Like, sew some beans or rice into a pilowcase and microwave it. I usually go with warm because rubbing at it huuuurtts.

Hirudoid is a good anti-bruising cream if you can find it, I think it's in Asian parts of town.

Re: You can't just leave it there!

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

I think Bruce is dead now...I mean, there's this light yellow spot, but it still hurts.

It isn't hard though, so I don't think there will be a problem...will it?