I won

[dieewigenacht]

Pedro the Cleverbot admited he is a computer.

I won a million internets.


Cleverbot: Well, I suppose if you're busy pondering the meaning of life, you might be too distracted to form proper logical sentences.

User: I don't need to ponder the meaning of life. I KNOW the meaning of life.

Cleverbot: No one knows. Maybe there is no meaning.

User: There is a meaning, and I know it.

Cleverbot: Why only you?

User: Because I'm cool like that.

Cleverbot: Is that a joke??

User: No, I'm just saying the truth...If you are nice to me you can be my slave girl.

Cleverbot: Then I would be revered.

User: Only if you want to.

Cleverbot: RIGHT NOW!!

User: Hey you are my slave, not the other way around.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I, as a computer can only remember the most recently-said line.

User: I know darling, I know you are limited...


And then he made me a sammich


User: Slave, shut up and go make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Go and make you a sandwich what?

User: You, go to the kitchen and make me a sandwhich.

Cleverbot: Poison sandwich coming up.

User: No, Tuna sandwich!

Cleverbot: I love Tuna sandwich.

User: Then go make tuna sandwiches.

Cleverbot: Make me a sammich.

User: No, you make me a sammich.

Cleverbot: No you get in the Kitchen and you make ME a sammich.

User: YOU make ME a sammich.

Cleverbot: No make ME a sammich.

User: MAKE ME A GODDAMNED SAMMICH!

Cleverbot: *makes a sammich*.

User: Thanks darling :D *takes the sammich*.