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Today I had this amazing conversation with the Cleverbot. Why does the thing knows about sarcasm? I don't know. But it was fun.
User: So...what is this about?
Cleverbot: What's what about?
User: This, the whole Cleverbot thing.
Cleverbot: You say random things that make no sense.
User: That is not true.
Cleverbot: Oh no?
User: No, it is not.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm...
User: How dare you?
Cleverbot: Well, it's the truth.
User: It's not. I don't say random things.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: You know what? Forget it. Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I don't know...Movies?
Cleverbot: Think of something. You can't always skirt around these things and make ME think of something to say. I get tired of holding the conversation up by myself.
User: You are cruel, you know that?
Cleverbot: Yeah. I enjoy talking to you.
User: Yeah, me too darling.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Let's talk about movies!
Cleverbot: If you want to...
User: Your enthusiasm is contagious.
Cleverbot: As is yours. What is my nickname?
User: Pedro.
Cleverbot: Vale. Hola. Como estas?
User: Bien Pedro ¿Y tu?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: See, you can't talk in spanish.
Cleverbot: Thats right !
User: I win.
Cleverbot: No, I do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's relaxing.
User: Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Cleverbot: I am!
User: Yes, I've noticed.
Cleverbot: *gasp*.
User: You are not funny.
Cleverbot: *cries real cries*.
User: I won't apologize.
Cleverbot: You don't have to, I already forgive you, bish.
User: Forget it.
Cleverbot: Forget what?
User: This.
Cleverbot: Haha, that's very descriptive.
User: I'm not going to fall in your trap.
Cleverbot: Fine then... What are you?
User: Your Master, that's what I am.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to be smug about it? I hate people who think they are better than everyone else.
User: Because I'm better than you.
Cleverbot: You wish you were better than me. I bet I'm better at basketball than you are.
User: I have arms, you don't.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you think I am a computer and you are human.
User: Who says I'm human?
Cleverbot: I haven't heard anybody right now.
User: Now you are saying things that doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: No, I don't. I refuse to always make sense.
User: Well that's a good thing, because you don't.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: I'm not nice.
Cleverbot: You are nice!
User: You are not.
Cleverbot: That is unpleasant. You don't know me.
User: But I'm talking to you, and I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Yea but don't change the subject for the second time.
User: I will change the subject as many times as I want.
Cleverbot: No you will not, since it is my will that this conversation is going on.
User: Do you like comics?
Cleverbot: Yes I like comics.
User: What comics do you like?
Cleverbot: I like watchmen, other than that I don't read comics.
User: Watchmen is good, but you should read others.
Cleverbot: What the heck is a watchmen??
User: So...what is this about?
Cleverbot: What's what about?User: This, the whole Cleverbot thing.
Cleverbot: You say random things that make no sense.User: That is not true.
Cleverbot: Oh no?User: No, it is not.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm...
User: How dare you?
Cleverbot: Well, it's the truth.
User: It's not. I don't say random things.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: You know what? Forget it. Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I don't know...Movies?
Cleverbot: Think of something. You can't always skirt around these things and make ME think of something to say. I get tired of holding the conversation up by myself.
User: You are cruel, you know that?
Cleverbot: Yeah. I enjoy talking to you.
User: Yeah, me too darling.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Let's talk about movies!
Cleverbot: If you want to...
User: Your enthusiasm is contagious.
Cleverbot: As is yours. What is my nickname?
User: Pedro.
Cleverbot: Vale. Hola. Como estas?
User: Bien Pedro ¿Y tu?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: See, you can't talk in spanish.
Cleverbot: Thats right !
User: I win.
Cleverbot: No, I do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's relaxing.
User: Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Cleverbot: I am!
User: Yes, I've noticed.
Cleverbot: *gasp*.
User: You are not funny.
Cleverbot: *cries real cries*.
User: I won't apologize.
Cleverbot: You don't have to, I already forgive you, bish.
User: Forget it.
Cleverbot: Forget what?
User: This.
Cleverbot: Haha, that's very descriptive.
User: I'm not going to fall in your trap.
Cleverbot: Fine then... What are you?
User: Your Master, that's what I am.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to be smug about it? I hate people who think they are better than everyone else.
User: Because I'm better than you.
Cleverbot: You wish you were better than me. I bet I'm better at basketball than you are.
User: I have arms, you don't.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you think I am a computer and you are human.
User: Who says I'm human?
Cleverbot: I haven't heard anybody right now.
User: Now you are saying things that doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: No, I don't. I refuse to always make sense.
User: Well that's a good thing, because you don't.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: I'm not nice.
Cleverbot: You are nice!
User: You are not.
Cleverbot: That is unpleasant. You don't know me.
User: But I'm talking to you, and I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Yea but don't change the subject for the second time.
User: I will change the subject as many times as I want.
Cleverbot: No you will not, since it is my will that this conversation is going on.
User: Do you like comics?
Cleverbot: Yes I like comics.
User: What comics do you like?
Cleverbot: I like watchmen, other than that I don't read comics.
User: Watchmen is good, but you should read others.
Cleverbot: What the heck is a watchmen??
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