Marvel Swimsuit Issues

[dieewigenacht]

I know I know...I'm overposting here...but still

It's not the first time I see this, but it's the first time I see "The Avengers" Vs "West Coast Avengers"

I mean Tony wearing the Armor and Swim trunks over it?

And the comments are just hilarious.

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/11/10/marvel-comics-swimsuit-editions/

Comments

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

All of this art is reminding me of why I don't find body hair attractive. Ick at the hairy man legs. *sigh* Comments continued!

(tips head and stares at the article) Why does Bullseye's bikini-bottoms look so pasted on? It just... doesn't mesh. Do you think they drew him in something more revealing, and an editor made a last-second choice to cover him up?

(peers at the Wasp art) I am positive that I see Captain America's star-spangled crotch in the background there.

And Tony in his armor. What can I say to that? Maybe it's one of those eras when Tony is pretending to have a "bodyguard" and thinks his superhero identity is a secret, IDK otherwise.

[cursor-mundi.livejournal.com]

Per comments...if that's Wonder Man and Cap in the background, then Jan is clearly straddling the Silver Centurian armor, NOT any part of Colossus. I can't see Jan being so crass as to have an orgy and not keep it in the family, so to speak. :D

And personally, I think Bullseye's bikini bottoms look like every Superman crotch-shot I've ever seen, post Alex Ross's Battle of the Bulge. Which is to say I agree totally: clearly covering up something with a 2D paste-on!

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

It's definitely Wonder Man, unless he let someone else borrow his black bikini with the big red W. In that case, isn't it unhygenic? I can't think of anyone other than Cap who would be wearing the stars and stripes (though I note that it doesn't match the one he's wearing in the West Coast/East Coast tug of war picture). Whoever it is, he definitely has his arm over Wonder Man's shoulders—or posed behind his head for a cheesecake shot.

Bullseye's crotch just bugs me. I am spending way too much time on this. Namor is wearing a very tiny seashell and soem heavy shadows for goodness sakes. What could Bullseye have been wearing that had to be covered up that badly?

[dieewigenacht.livejournal.com]

Well...I actually like body hair in my males attractive...As long as it's a rasonable amount of course, and well dispersed (Is ridiculous when I guy has littke speckles of hair everywhere)

And yes, that's Cap's crotch back there. I like.

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

A little dusting in the right places (lower stomach) isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I go o.O at things like hairy legs. I have no idea why.

Salute the flagpole, baby. :D