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[dieewigenacht]

I have a new Self Defense teacher. He makes us do so many things it's really exhausting...

No really it is. I think I was about to faint when the class ended.

Anyway, I've found that I can really tolerate the class and even show a good smile if I pretend that my teacher is Captain America.


How cool is that uh?

I think I'm crazy...



-Run
-Flexing
-Run Sideways
-Flexing
-Zig Zag running
-Flexing
-Run and touch the ground
-Flexing
-Run and drop to the ground
-Flexing
-Run and roll on the ground
-Flexing
-Run and roll backwards
-Flexing

-Drink water and try not to pass out.

-Roll on the ground
-Push-ups
-Roll on the ground
-Push-ups

-Drink water and try not to vomit.

-Learn how to fall
-Learn how to fall backwards
-Learn how to fall sideways

-Drink water and try not to die.

-Learn how to kick
-Learn how to tackle
-Try to hold your partner down while he/she struggles.


EDIT: Honestly, even if it makes the class a little more tolerable, no amount of fantasizing will take the pain out of my body right now. Everything hurts! Damn, I think even THINKING hurts.

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It is great isn't it?
Now I need to find a way of explaining why the hell I'm smiling during that torture, my classmates keep staring at me.

But no really the class is a killer, it went something like this:

-Run
-Flexing
-Run Sideways
-Flexing
-Zig Zag running
-Flexing
-Run and touch the ground
-Flexing
-Run and drop to the ground
-Flexing
-Run and roll on the ground
-Flexing
-Run and roll backwards
-Flexing

-Drink water and try not to pass out.

-Roll on the ground
-Push-ups
-Roll on the ground
-Push-ups

-Drink water and try not to vomit.

-Learn how to fall
-Learn how to fall backwards
-Learn how to fall sideways

-Drink water and try not to die.

-Learn how to kick
-Learn how to tackle
-Try to hold your partner down while he/she struggles.

Trust me, at the end of it we were almost crying.
Heck, I think I cried a little.


God knows being crazy it's what keeps me alive there.