Also, what in the name of hell is going on here?!

Tony you look sexy in that dress. )


Context is for the weak, I know people but I NEED TO KNOW.
 
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( Jul. 24th, 2010 11:20 pm)
I liked this Meme so much I'm going to do it again.   Here is the first one

1. Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2. List the first fifteen songs that come up and add "in my pants" to the end.
3. Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.



1.- Shout at the Devil... In my pants. (...what? You want to scare it off or something?)
2.- Puff, The Magic Dragon...In my pants.
3.- City of Satan...In my pants. (I'm starting to see a pattern here...)
4.- Weight of the World...In my pants
5.- Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger...In my pants. (I actually like this one)
6.- I'm your boogieman...In my pants. (A conspiracy I tell you!)
7.- Dracula...In my pants. (I'm surprisingly okay with this statement. Specially if its Dracula 2000)
8.- Fiesta Pagana...In my pants. (It's wild down there)
9.- Clint Eastwood...In my pants. (...Slightly less okay than Dracula, but still passable)
10.- Sweet Leaf...In my pants.
11.- Evil Walks...In my pants. (You've got to be fucking kidding me)
12.- Stop for a minute...In my pants.
13.- I am the Walrus...In my pants.
14.- Something...In my pants.
15.-  If I had Eyes...In my pants. (I don't know what I would do)
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I was supposed to play football with a bunch of really HUGE guys while wearing a bunny costume.
I mean it, it was funny.
Ever wanted to read about Tony fucking the brains out of some DIsney princes?
Yes?
No?

Well, now it's your chance.

The internet is such a magical place...
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( Jun. 27th, 2010 09:48 pm)
Sylvester Stallone

Jet Li

Mickey Rourke

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Bruce Willis

Terry Crews

Steve Austin



Man, I can taste the manliness already.

I'll be honest, I don't know what this is about, I don't even care what this is about, but I'm sure as hell going to see it
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( Jun. 15th, 2010 04:33 pm)
So, Marvel is well known for giving us some pretty interesting covers and comics, including the "What The..?" and "What If?".
Now, I once thought that the "What the..?" where the weirdest, craziest covers I've seen, but then I found this pretty cover archive and I started browsing a wide variety of covers.

While "What The..?" does have amazing covers as:

"The Invisible Woman posing wearing nothing but an eye-patch"


The "What If?"  have some...interesting ideas.

"The Fantastic Four all had the same powers"

"The Fantastic Four battled Dr. Doom before they got their powers" (I would totally read this, btw)


Or

"Wolverine was Lord of the Vampires" and "Wolverine had been Lord of the Vampires during Inferno"


Or this jewel.

"What If... No one was watching The Watcher"


There, that's all.
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( Jun. 5th, 2010 08:49 am)
 God, I feel so dirty.


Anyway, you would be surprised of the amazing things you can find in that place; some of those fics are so damned good you stop feeling guilty.
And the requests! Did you ever imagined "The Three Caballeros" porn?
They have it. (They also have some amazing prompts I want to see filled!)

DISNEY KINK
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( May. 19th, 2010 10:18 pm)
I think I ship Krauser/Wesker.

NOW I'm damned.

...That said, anyone knows any fics?
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( May. 18th, 2010 12:47 am)
I think there has been an earthquake somewhere relatively close to my city or just in the same tectonic plate or some shit like that, because I awoke to my room shaking. Twice.

Either it did shake or I had quite an action packed dream, because fuck! That was creepy (But I've got three dogs, dogs should bark at this kind of things, right?)

Anyway, I'm going back to sleep, see if I can get any.
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( Apr. 16th, 2010 05:36 pm)
On the subject of Christian Bale walking around in underwear during American Psycho.

Mom: We totally should have one of those, walking around and cleaning our house.
Me: In underwear?
Mom: Yes! We also need a whip to hit him a little while he works, you know, for fun.
Man, I hadn't laughed that much in a while.

So, I was eating with my family in a big, chain restaurant here in Mexico when I find this on the menu.

"Tamales Downy"

I stared and stared at the title, trying to understand what in hell where the Tamales Downy when my sister just points out at a commercial on the television while saying something about "being an ass".
I turn around and see how the "Tamales Downy" are cooked...by people with down syndrome.

For a while I just gaped at the title thinking just how inappropriate and offensive that sounded, and then I just started laughing hysterically.

Really? "Tamales Downy"?  I have no fucking idea what they where thinking...
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( Apr. 2nd, 2010 07:41 pm)
I just realized my birthday is in six days.

How in hell that happened?
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( Mar. 8th, 2010 10:58 pm)
Okay...My roomie is a very particular girl. She isn't exactly wise at the moment of saying stuff to people.
I mean she tries to say nice things and always be nice, but occasionally she'll say something plain offensive without realizing it.

Like a couple of minutes ago.

"Hey Ale, can you try this shirt? You have the same body as my brother so I want to see how it would look"


Really?

The fuck?

I know for a fact that even while thick I have a feminine body, so what the hell was that about?
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( Dec. 8th, 2009 11:03 pm)
Well...Nacht had a great time. I can't say I'm proud though....

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